I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

Imprudent Restrictions Often Force Youth Farther Than Enticement Would Carry Them; And Careless Limitation Is Frequently Worse Than No Injunction.

My Dad Died, And My Grandfather Died, And My Great-grandfather Died. And The Guy Before Him, I Don't Know. Probably Died.

I've Been Offered Political Shows Before, And I Don't Know Anything About Politics And I Feel Uncomfortable Making Political Opinions - There's Consequences To Them. I Often Think I'm Wrong, So I Really Don't Like Getting In Political Or Religious Discussions Because Of The Giant Possibility That I Might Be Wrong.

In Estimating The Adversities Of Life, We Would Seldom Have Much Reason To Complain Of The Evils We Suffer, Did We Understand The Dangers We Daily Escape.