I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All

When I Started In Canada, I Just Did Stand-up.

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

Ever See This? It's A Homeless Guy But He's Got A Dog... The Dog's Really Thrilled With This Idea. The Dog's Going, Hey Pal, I Can Do This By Myself Pretty Well. The Longest Walk In The World You Got Me On Here.

I'm Not Original, But I Strive Toward It As Much As Possible. I Tried Really Hard On Weekend Update To Do Something That I Considered Original, Which Was, I Tried To Cut All Cleverness Out Of The Joke.

I Started On 'saturday Night Live' The Same Time Conan Started On 'late Night.' We Just Had A Relationship Because I Would Be Upstairs In The Studio And Whenever He Couldn't Get A Guest - Which Was Often Back Then Since He Was Just Starting Out - He Would Just Call Me Down To Be A Guest.