I Just Love It When I Hear

Looking Back, I Realize That My Life Has Been A Series Of Incidents Where One Person Has Said To Another, "get This Asshole Outta Here!"

Who Decides When The Applause Should Die Down? It Seems Like It's A Group Decision; Everyone Begins To Say To Themselves At The Same Time, "well, Okay, That's Enough Of That."

Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.