I Just Think Everyone Needs Their Own

When I Auditioned For 'bye Bye Birdie' On Broadway, Gower Champion Said, 'you've Got The Job!' I Said, 'mr. Champion, I Can't Dance.' He Said, 'we'll Teach You What You Need To Know.'

Once I Got A Job Singing And Dancing, A Reasonable Person Might Think, "maybe I Should Learn How To Do This." But No, I Never Did.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Ambitions For Being A Television Announcer, Which Was Before Television Took Off, You Know, In The Late 40s. And Just Through Necessity, Going Out Looking For Work, I Was Starting To Sing, And Dance, And Act, And I Never Expected To Do That, Nor To Have Any Success At It At Least.

There Aren't Many Pratfalls In Comedy Anymore.

Carl Reiner Particularly As A Writer, A Terrific Writer. He's Just Turning Out Things.