I Just Want Real Reactions. I Want

When You Go Through A Tunnel - You're Going On A Train - You Go Through A Tunnel, The Tunnel Is Dark, But You're Still Going Forward. Just Remember That. But If You're Not Going To Get Up On Stage For One Night Because You're Discouraged Or Something, Then The Train Is Going To Stop. Everytime You Get Up On Stage, If It's A Long Tunnel, It's Going To Take A Lot Of Times Of Going On Stage Before Things Get Bright Again. You Keep Going On Stage, You Go Forward. Every Night You Go On Stage.

While All The Other Kids Were Out Playing Ball And Stuff, I Used To Stay In My Room And Imagine That There Was A Camera In The Wall. And I Used To Really Believe That I Was Putting On A Television Show And That It Was Going Out To Somewhere In The World.

There's No Way To Describe What I Do. It's Just Me.

If I Play My Cards Right, I Could Bring Network Wrestling Back To Tv. Unfortunately, To Most People, Wrestling Is A Laughingstock. But Fortunately, I'm Reaching People Who Otherwise Wouldn't Watch It.

I Never Told A Joke In My Life.