I Just Want To Find Somebody Special,

While I Was Doing Stand-up, I Thought I Knew For Sure That Success Meant Getting Everyone To Like Me. So I Became Whoever I Thought People Wanted Me To Be. I'd Say Yes When I Wanted To Say No, And I Even Wore A Few Dresses.

...to Be Honest, I'd Be The Last Person Who Should Be Doling Out Gardeinng Advice. I Don't Have The Patience For Growing Things. Yes, I Realize There's Nothing Quite As Satisfying As Eating Food That You've Pulled Up From The Ground And That's Why, At The Height Of The Planting Season, I Bury Cans Of Tomato Soup In My Backyard And Dig Them Up In Late Spring.

When Your Heart Is Broken, When Your Heart Has Cracks In It, It Lets The Light In.

People Love Gossip. It's The Biggest Thing That Keeps The Entertainment Industry Going.

It's Failure That Gives You The Proper Perspective On Success.