I Just Want To Find Somebody Special,

We Went To Lunch And Were Talking About Procrastination And The Waitress Overheard Us And She Said, 'i Have A Problem With Procrastination, Too.' I Said 'really?... Get My Sandwich.'

In The Beginning There Was Nothing. God Said, 'let There Be Light!' And There Was Light. There Was Still Nothing, But You Could See It A Whole Lot Better.

Gratitude Is Looking On The Brighter Side Of The Life, Even If It Means Hurting Your Eyes.

Haters Are My Motivators

People Always Ask Me, 'were You Funny As A Child?' Well, No, I Was An Accountant.