I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.