I Just Wanted To Be A Guy

I Want People To Provide For Themselves.

It's A Strategic Thing To Be In Permanent Campaign Mode.

Liberals Hate Corporations, Folks. Corporations Are Not People.

What We Need To Do Is Stop Global Warming; That's The Only Way To Stop Your Peanut Butter Cups From Melting... And If That Doesn't Do The Trick, Then Put Them In The Fridge... Or Better Yet, Eat Them.

Donald Trump Doesn't Pose A Single Threat To The Greatness Of America.