I Just Write When Fear Overtakes Me.

Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.

China Is Not A Great Idea: Capitalism And A Dictator. It's Like The Two Worst Possible Things You Could Imagine Together. It's A Very Bad Idea.

When I Saw A Phone On A Plane For The First Time, I Panicked ... I Thought People Were Going To Call Me.

Never Relinquish Clothing To A Hotel Valet Without First Specifically Telling Him That You Want It Back.