I Knew About Elvis. Of Course, Everybody

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

They Were Taking Pictures And Everything. When We Got Down Off The Plane, The Minute Elvis Made His Appearance At The Door Of The Plane, The Screaming Got Even Worse.

Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once You Get Used To It, It Ain't So Hot.

When We Got To The Hotel, The Hawaiian Village, There Were 500 Screaming Women There. The Police Were Trying To Keep The Crowd Back. It Was Very Dangerous.

Show Business Is Made Up Of Disappointments, And It's Through Life's Disappointments That You Grow.