I Knew Most Of My Radio Listeners

I Just Wanted To Be A Good Comic And Had No Sense Of Show Business, But At Some Point You Want The Opportunity To Write A Show About Your Life.

My Dad Is Actually A Manic Depressive, Which Is Very Exciting Half The Time.

Everyone Is A Little Bitter. We're Born Bitter. The Personality Itself Is Really Just A Very Complex Defense Mechanism. A Reaction To The First Time Someone Said, "no You Can't.

I'm Sad To See The Passing Of The Great Drug Warriors. I Certainly Did My Part In That Battle And I Don't Regret Any Of It.

There's Nothing More Horrifying Than The Possibility Or The Idea That You Will Just Fade Away Into Obscurity.