I Know How The Academy Awards Works:

When I Was 21 Years Old, I Had A Job Playing Santa Claus In A Shopping Centre In Sacramento. I Was Rail Thin, So It's Not Like I Was A Traditional Santa Claus Even Then. I Had A Square Stomach; That Was The Shape Of The Sofa Cushion That I Had Stuffed Into My Pants.

My Wife And I, We Met Making A Movie. This Is Not Just Our Job, It's Our Life. It's What We Do Naturally Whether We're Working Together Or Not.

Larger-than-life Characters Make Up About .01 Percent Of The World's Population.

Reading A Script Is Usually As Exciting As Reading A Boilerplate Legal Document, So When You Read One That Makes You Feel As If You're Seeing The Movie, You Know It's Something Different.

Making A Film Is To Make Sure That Everybody Looks Forward To Coming To Work.