I Know How The Academy Awards Works:

This Is What We Storytellers Do. We Restore Order With Imagination.

Life Was Like A Box Of Chocolates. You Never Know What You're Gonna Get.

We Are All God's Animated Cartoons.

'forrest Gump' Was Great, It Was Fabulous. It Lasted Much Longer Than Anybody Thought, And Brought Me A Degree Of Attention That No Human Being On The Face Of The Planet Deserves.

I Think I'm Lucky That I Had Kids As Spread Out As Much As I Did, 'cause My Son, My Oldest, Was Born When I Was 21. And My Youngest Is 15 Now. He Was Born When I Was 40, You Know?