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When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.

The Good News Is Hopeful Doesn't Mean Dumb. The Bad News Is Cynical Doesn't Mean Smart.

I Don't Really Care For Like Fat Jokes About Women, Specifically.

I Happen To Think That There Are Already Tons Of Perfectly Good Babies Out There Already Born.