I Know I'm Fat And I Know

I Was Always Daydreaming About Singing In Big Productions On Broadway.

My Singing Is Part Of Me, Like My Stoutness, Or My Light Hair, Or My Poor Eyesight.

I Am Exceedingly Lucky That My Voice, Along With Perfect Pitch And Perfect Rhythm, Was Given Me At Birth.

I Just Can't Read Music.

Intelligent Analysis Of The Composer's Intention And Strict Adherence To It Automatically Ensures Sincerity.