I Know I'm Not A Woman's Fantasy

As A Parent, All You Want Is For Your Kids To Be Safe But You Don’t Want To Be Over-protective And So You Know That At Some Stage, They’re Going To Make Their Own Mistakes And Get Hurt Emotionally When All You Want To Do Is Protect Them From That.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

If We Were Meant To Read For Enjoyment, Would God Have Created Television? Read As It Was Intended - For Exercise. The More You Read, The More You Expand Your - What's The Word I'm Looking For? - Your Stockpile Of Words. You Must Have A Stockpile Of Words That You Can Pass Along To Your Children For Their Stockpile.