I Know I Will Never Be Happy,

Sometimes I Think I Was More In Control Of My Life Years And Years Ago, And Yet One Should Make Progress; One Should Learn More Every Year And Become…well, If Not Happier, Then Calmer And More Able To Handle Your Problems. But I’m Not. Sometimes I Just Seem To Make More Problems For Myself. I Do. It Makes Me Feel I Haven’t Grown Up As Much As I Should Have By Now.

Important People Are Much More Interesting When They Are Drunk And Seem Much More Like Human Beings.

...i've Found Out It's Fun To Go Shopping. It's Such A Feminine Thing To Do.

Happiness Never Becomes A Habit.

When You Don't Have Any Money, The Problem Is Food. When You Have Money, It's Sex. When You Have Both, It's Health.