I Know, It's Amazing To People That

I Believe In Breakfast. It's The One Meal That My Kids Usually Eat Without A Fuss, So That's Huge. As For Myself, I Can't Function Without It, And I See It As A Great Way To Get Some Healthy Greens In, Some Coffee, And On A Good Day, Maybe Even Some News Of The World Via The Newspaper.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Political Comedian And Activist, And I Don't Really Think I Fall Over Into The Activist Category.

I'm Capable Of Living In The Moment. And I'm Especially Capable Of Living In The Moment Of Sitting On My Sofa And Watching Other People's Moments.

Nobody Wants To Have Things Blurted At Them.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.