I Know It's Corny - But I

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.

People Are Looking For Something A Little More Stable; People Are Feeling Like They Need To Get Closer To God.

I Hated School. Even To This Day, When I See A School Bus It's Just Depressing To Me. The Poor Little Kids.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

I Hope Life Treats You Kind, And I Hope You Have All That You Ever Dreamed Of, And I Wish You Joy And Happiness. But Above All Of This, I Wish You Love.