I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is

I Know What You Wanted To Say, Do You Think That Electrocution Rewired Your Brain To Make You The Retard That You Are? You Can Say It, Lady.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having God On Your Side.

I Don't Like The Word Power, Because I Don't Really Care About Power. No, That's Not What It Is. I Like That I Make People Feel Good. I Like That I Take Them Out Of Their Mundane, Boring Slumber. And I Wake Them Up, And They Have Fun.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.