I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is

I Believed In God My Whole Life.

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But I'm Not Only Skinny - I'm Oddly Shaped.