I Know My Hair Is Out Of

They Think I’m Simpleminded Because I Seem To Be Happy. Why Shouldn’t I Be Happy? I Have Everything I Ever Wanted And More. Maybe I Am Simpleminded. Maybe That’s The Key: Simple.

I Describe My Look As A Blend Of Mother Goose, Cinderella, And The Local Hooker!

I'm Very Upfront And Very Honest. I Don't Let A Bunch Of Stuff Fester And Boil Over.

With The First Money I Ever Made I Bought My Mommy And Daddy A Car, And Helped Them Fix Their House Up.

I Will Never Retire Unless I Have To.