I Know Numbers Are Beautiful. If They

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.

A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning Coffee Into Theorems.

Some French Socialist Said That Private Property Was Theft... I Say That Private Property Is A Nuisance.

The Sf [supreme Fascist, I.e. God] Created Us To Enjoy Our Suffering. The Sooner We Die, The Sooner We Defy His Plans.

There Are Three Signs Of Senility. The First Sign Is That A Man Forgets His Theorems. The Second Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Up. The Third Sign Is That He Forgets To Zip Down.