I Know This Sounds Ridiculous But I

I Know This Sounds Ridiculous But I Like Guys With Love Handles. I Hate A Washboard Stomach - That Does Not Turn Me On.

I'm Not Perfect, I Do Drink. I Do Smoke. Carson Daly Can't Go Out And Get Messed Up, He Can't Smoke In Front Of Kids - He's The Face Of Mtv, And He Has To Be Good. But Me? I Can.

You Know, It Actually Can Happen. I Mean, The Chances Of It Happening Are Very Rare, But It Can Happen Actually. Which Is Crazy. Not That It—the Chances Of It Are, Like, You Know, It's Like Probably ‘pigs Could Fly.' Like, I Don't Think Pigs Could Fly, But Actually Sharks Could Be Stuck In Tornados. There Could Be A Sharknado.

I Really Look Forward To Knowing That Something Is Always Possible.

I Don't Really Regret Anything I've Done, Even If It's Bad. I Mean, I Have A $100,000 Chopard Watch. I Don't Need A $100,000 Watch, But I Like It. It's All Diamonds. That's A Little Extreme, But I Don't Care.