I Know Why We Lost The Civil

I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

The Harder We Played, The Behinder We Got.

That Boy Could Throw A Ball Through A Car Wash And Not Get It Wet. (on Warren Moon)