I Learn Things Late-and Only The Hard

Sometimes I'll Leave The House And Go To A Delicatessen Down The Street From Me - It's Been There A Million Years - Just Because I Can Look At People.

Closure Is A Preposterous Concept Worthy Of The Worst Aspects Of American Daytime Tv.

Every One Of My Books Is Written From The Viewpoint Of Cops, With The Exception Of My Book Killer On The Road, Which Is Written From The Viewpoint Of A Serial Killer.

Dead People Belong To The Live People Who Claim Them Most Obsessively.

I'm Trying To Be Less Bombastic. I Love My Books. I Think I've Done Things Nobody Else Has Done.