I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine

What The Hell Has Hoover Got To Do With It? Besides, I Had A Better Year Than He Did.

Life Is A Game Like Any Other; We Just Don't Take It As Seriously.

Aw, Everybody Knows That Game, The Day I Hit The Homer Off Ole Charlie Root There In Wrigley Field, The Day October First, The Third Game Of That Thirty-two World Series. But Right Now I Want To Settle All Arguments. I Didn't Exactly Point To Any Spot, Like The Flagpole. Anyway, I Didn't Mean To, I Just Sorta Waved At The Whole Fence, But That Was Foolish Enough. All I Wanted To Do Was Give That Thing A Ride... Outta The Park... Anywhere.

I Swing Big, With Everything I've Got. I Hit Big Or I Miss Big. I Like To Live As Big As I Can.

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?