I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine

Well, The Good Lord And Good Luck Must Have Been With Me Because I Did Exactly What I Said I Was Going To Do.

I Hear The Cheers When They Roared And The Jeers When They Echoed.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

The Most Important Thing That A Young Athlete Must Do It Pick The Right Sport. Not One That They Like Just A Little Bit, But One That They Love. Because,if They Don't Really Love Their Sport, They Won't Work As Hard As They Should. Me? I Loved To Hit.

That Last One Sounded Kinda High To Me.