I Learned How To Draw From Being

Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled. They Are Very Gruntled.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

Breaking News: Winds So Strong In Nyc The Statue Of Liberty's Gown Just Blew Off!

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

Basically, I'm A People Pleaser Who Has A Knack For Disappointing.