I Learned To Hit With A Broomstick

I'm A Musician. I Play Harmonica For Relaxation. A Good Way To Relax And Entertain People. An Excellent Way To Have Fun.

I Think I Had The Smallest Handle Around. When I Got My Bats, I Even Trimmed Them Down. I Used To Scrape Them. Some Years Later When I Started Getting Older, I Used To Start With A 33 And In The Summer It Got Down To 31 And Then Probably In September Got Down To 30.

There Was Never A Day When I Was As Good As Joe Dimaggio At His Best. Joe Was The Best, The Very Best I Ever Saw.

The One Unbreakable Rule About Hitting Is This: If A Batter Hits Well With His Own Particular Stance And Swing, Think Twice - Or More - Before Suggesting A Change.

I Learned To Hit With A Broomstick And A Ball Of Tape And I Could Always Get That Bat On The Ball.