I Learned To Hit With A Broomstick

Get Eight Hours Of Sleep Regularly. Keep Your Weight Down, Run A Mile A Day.

I Never Realized That Batting A Little Ball Around Could Cause So Much Commotion. I Now Know How (charles) Lindbergh Must Have Felt When He Returned From St. Louis.

Back In My Day, We Didn't Think About Money As Much. We Enjoyed Playing The Game. We Loved Baseball. I Didn't Think About Anybody Else But The Cardinals.

Used To Be Bats Had Thick Handles And A Big Barrel. Then They Found It's Not The Size Of The Bat That Gets Home Runs - It's The Speed With Which You Can Swing It.

I Think I Had The Smallest Handle Around. When I Got My Bats, I Even Trimmed Them Down. I Used To Scrape Them. Some Years Later When I Started Getting Older, I Used To Start With A 33 And In The Summer It Got Down To 31 And Then Probably In September Got Down To 30.