I Like Bossy Girls. I Always Have.

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Said That New Orleans, When Rebuilt, Will Be A Chocolate City. And He Will Be The Delicious Nut In The Center.

Don't Treat Your Heart Like An Action Figure Wrapped In Plastic And Never Used. And Don't Try To Give Me That Nerd Argument That Your Heart Is A 'batman' With A Limited-edition Silver Bat-erang And Therefore If It Stays In Its Original Packing It Increases In Value.

There's Power In Looking Silly And Not Caring That You Do.

We Need To Remember What's Important In Life: Friends, Waffles, Work. Or Waffles, Friends, Work, It Doesn't Matter. But Work Is Third.

Masters Of Sex Is The Degree I Got From Boston College.