I Like Definitive Things.

There's Very Little Advice In Men's Magazines, Because Men Don't Think There's A Lot They Don't Know. Women Do. Women Want To Learn. Men Think, 'i Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.'

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.

That's Why Breakups Take Two Or Three Times- To Build Up Immunity.

Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Healthy. The Amusing Thing Is No One's Really Sure How To Do It.

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.