I Like Definitive Things.

The Truth Is, I Had Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, But I Really Didn't Have That Kind Of Personality, And It's A Terrifying Thing To Say.

Having Done Quite A Bit With Studios And Networks, I Thought If I'm Going To Do Something New And Unformed, It Would Be Fun To Do It In A Completely New Space And Place. The Space Being The Internet And The Place Being Crackle.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.

Men Want To Make Women Happy.