I Like Funny Guys And Those, For

I've Done One Movie. And It's Not A Movie I Want To Stand On As Far As Acting Ability Goes. I Mean, I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.

I'm The Biggest Nerd - I Love Comic Books And Stuff Like That! I Don't Have Any Friends Who Are Actresses. I Only Had One Girlfriend When I Was Growing Up. Most Of My Friends Were Boys. I Was Such A Tomboy. I Enjoyed Doing Guy Things.

I Think People Are Born Bisexual And The Make Subconscious Choices Based On The Pressures Of Society. I Have No Question In My Mind About Being Bisexual. But I'm Also A Hypocrite: I Would Never Date A Girl Who Is Bisexual, Because That Means They Also Sleep With Men, And Men Are So Dirty That I'd Never Sleep With A Girl Who Had Slept With A Man.

I've Learned That Being A Celebrity Is Like Being A Sacrificial Lamb. At Some Point, No Matter How High The Pedestal That They Put You On, They're Going To Tear You Down.