I Like Going There For Golf. America

I Am Very Sorry To Know And Hear How Unreverently That Most Precious Jewel, The Word Of God, Is Disputed, Rhymed, Sung And Jangled In Every Ale-house And Tavern, Contrary To The True Meaning And Doctrine Of The Same.

The Thing That Impresses Me Most About America Is The Way Parents Obey Their Children.

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.

Of Course, I Do Have A Slight Advantage Over The Rest Of You. It Helps In A Pinch To Be Able To Remind Your Bride That You Gave Up A Throne For Her.

I Have Found It Impossible To Carry The Heavy Burden Of Responsibility.