I Like Helping People Achieve Their Dreams

I Love Life, And I Embrace Every Minute Of It.

Is There A God? Yeah, But There's Not Just One God. There's A Whole Lot Of Gods, Because One God Couldn't Have Possibly Made So Many Mistakes All By Himself. This Had To Be Done By Committee.

I Was Always Writing. I Was Writing In High School Because It Was A Really Competitive School For Class Clowns; I Used To Have To Write All Of My Snaps And My Disses The Night Before And Then Act Like I Was Making It Up The Next Day.

My Mom [comes] To See My Shows Because She's So Proud, But I'm Talking About Losing My Virginity, My Ex-wife And Our Sexual Problems, And She's Sitting In The Front Row Smiling. I Just Go, "mom, You Can't Sit In The Front Row, You Can't Smile. You Have To Go Way In The Back And Dress In Black. If I See You It's Like You're Breaking In When I'm Having Sex With My Wife. It's Just Wrong."

It's All About Respect; He's Looking For Respect From His Buddies. In The Last One He Just Wanted To Hang Out, To Be Part Of The Group, But This Time He Wants More From His Friends. And Without Giving The Story Away, He Finally Gets Something That He Has Been Looking For When The Mini Sloths Kidnap Him And Take Him To Their Tribal Area. He Gets To Be The Fire King And They Worship Him And There Is An Amazing Scene With A "call And Response" Sequence In The Style Of Cab Callow [the Legendary American Jazz Singer And Band Leader] Between Him And His Audience.