I Like James Patterson

...drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span.

I'm Pretty Sure That If You Looked Up The Word "nuts" In The Dictionary, You'll Find My Picture. Just Another Fun Feature Of My Mutant-birdkid-freak Package.

I Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up

Knowledge Is A Terrible Burden. It May Help You, But It Might Also Destroy You.

I Was Crazily, Deeply, Incredibly, Joyously, Terrifiedly In Love.