I Like Linebackers. I Collect 'em. You

No Matter How Much You've Won, No Matter How Many Games, No Matter How Many Championships, No Matter How Many Super Bowls, You're Not Winning Now, So You Stink.

I See A Little Progress, ... So As Long As I Keep Seeing That, Then I'm Willing To Give Him Everything I've Got.

By And Large, I've Been Healthy All My Life.

If They Want You To Cook The Dinner, At Least They Ought To Let You Shop For Some Of The Groceries.

God's Been Good To Me, He Really Has.