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The Mars Polar Lander Has Been Quieter Than George W. Bush After A Foreign Policy Question.

The White House Says That The Vacation In Texas Will Give President Bush The Chance To Unwind. My Question Is, When Does The Guy Wind?

Gays Are Now Allowed To Serve Openly In The Military. So Maybe Our Next War Could Be A Musical.

I Think The One Thing I Would Point To As A Primary Reason, Basically, Is That I Was A Gigantic Ass, ... It's The First Time I Got Dumped In My Life.

Don't Forget It's Daylight Savings Time. You Spring Forward, Then You Fall Back. It's Like Robert Downey Jr. Getting Out Of Bed.