I Like My Mug Shot. I Think

There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being My Best Friend.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.

I'm Totally Normal. I Think It's Obnoxious When People Demand Limos Or Bodyguards. I Eat At Mcdonald's Or Taco Bell. My Parents Always Taught Us To Be Humble. We're Not Spoiled.

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

It's Like A Kind Of Barbie American Dream. I Have That Childlike Quality So A Lot Of Little Girls Especially [like Me]. I've Always Been A Kid At Heart. I Think I Always Will Be.