I Like My Whisky Old And My

I Felt Like An Impostor, Taking All That Money For Reciting Ten Or Twelve Lines Of Nonsense A Day.

I Am On The Side Of The Underdog Except When I Am On The Side Of The Rich

I Am Not Biased Against The Rich Because They Are Rich, But The Most Lively People Are Those Without Money Who Would Like To Have Some

It Isn't What They Say About You, It's What They Whisper.

Someone, I Don't Know Who- It Might Have Even Been Me- Said, Any Man At The Age Of Twenty-five Who Is Not A Communist Has No Heart: Any Man Who Is Still Is At The Age Of Thirty-five Has No Head.