I Like Singing, But It's Certainly Not

There Are Certain Songs That If People Come Up To Me And Tell Me How Much That Song Meant To Them, I Think, You Should Have Better Taste, Then, Because I Don't Really Like That Song.

I Realized That I Don't Like Touring. I'll Never Complain About It Because No One Wants To Hear About A Relatively Successful Musician Complain About The Hardships Of Staying In A Hotel.

Call Me A Nerd If You Like, But I Do Find It Hard To Leave Home Without My Laptop And A Good Book.

One Time I Was Doing An Interview For A Gay Magazine And Halfway Through The Journalist Found Out I Wasn't Gay. He Said, 'sorry, I Can't Continue The Interview.' Because They Only Had Gay Public Figures In Their Magazine. I Felt So Crestfallen. I Wanted To Tell Him: But I Play Fundraisers For Gay Marriage! I'd Rather My Kids Were Gay Than Straight!'

When Public Figures Think They Can Open A Business Even Though They've Got No Business Experience, It's A Bad Idea.