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There Are Lots Of Beautiful Areas In England, And I Am Lucky Enough To Live In A Stunning Part Of A Very Beautiful Area.

I Travel Regularly And Have Learnt To Be Very Methodical As Far As Packing Is Concerned. For Example, I Always Check The Weather In Advance Of Where I'm Going To Ensure That I've Packed The Right Clothes.

I'm Surrounded By Friends And Family Who Are Not That Impressed By Celebrity. They Don't Have Any Problem Telling Me I'm Acting Like An Idiot Or I'm Not That Funny.

Sometimes People Fear The Truth. They'd Rather Not Speak To You Than Know What You Really Think.

My Mum's Always On At Me To Have Children And Blames 'that Stupid Stage Thing You Do' For Me Not Already Having A Family.