I Like That Best As I Am

I Like To Think That If I Were Gay I Would Be Out. Rupert Everett-style.

I Think When You Have Children, It Just Changes Your Worldview.

Marriage Hasn't Been My Thing. But Gay People, Knock Yourselves Out!

My Mother Gets All Mad At Me If I Stay In A Hotel. I'm 31-years-old, And I Don't Want To Sleep On A Sleeping Bag Down In The Basement. It's Humiliating.

School Plays Are Fine. Theater In School Is Fine.