I Like The Idea That I Can

This Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life. So Why Is My Hair Sticking Up Like A Cockerel?

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Badger.

And That's When It Fell Off In My Hand

Watching Tv Mum Said," Do You Miss Your Dad?" And I Said," Who?

And The Kittykats Would Have To Erect Scaffolding And A Pulley To Get Him Down. Mind You, I Wouldn't Put That Past Them. Sometimes When They Are Behind The Sofa Supposedly Purring, I Think They Are Drilling.