I Like The 'simpsons' Pinball Machines. Those

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Cows, Why Are They Made Out Of Meat?

I Promise I'll Do Anything For You, Especialy If It's Easy. Homer Simpson

It's Just Hard Not To Listen To Tv: It's Spent So Much More Time Raising Us Than Parents Have.

Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.