I Like To Be The One In

I Always Liked My Teachers, And I Was In A Lot Of After-school Projects. I Was A Girl Scout Until My Senior Year, When I Couldn't Be A Girl Scout Anymore. I Was In Clubs Like Junior Achievement, And I Ran Track And Field. My Grades Were Good, But Then Toward 11th Grade They Were Nothing. I Always Went To Summer School.

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You Think In A Different Way When You Don't Have Any Money. The Joy Of Poverty Is That You Use Your Imagination To Come Up With Stuff.

I'm Not Ambitious When It Comes To My Acting Career. I'm Not Breaking Down My Agency's Doors Or Sending Out Headshots. Even When I'm Offered Work, I Always Want Small Parts. When It Comes To Things That Other People Have Written, I Just Don't Know What I'm Doing. I'm Terrible At Memorizing A Script And Reading Lines. I Get Confused And I Don't Understand And It Just Looks Fake To Me. It's More Difficult For Me To Be Creative That Way.

My Kitchen's Pink, Like Skin-tone Pink, And I Lowered My Spice Rack So It's Eye Level - It's True! - And My Phone, So I Can Reach It When I Fall, It's Right There.