I Like To Be Who I Am.

The Main Thing About Money, Bud, Is That It Makes You Do Things You Don't Want To Do.

Man Is The Religious Animal. He Is The Only One That's Got True Religion, Several Of Them.

To Communicate With Each Other, We Got To Get Mad At Each Other Sometimes.

I Don't Have A Director. The Audience Directs Me.

Politics Has Become Incendiary. People Don't Find It So Funny Now So I Have To Be Careful, But I Have To Wake Them Up With Some Truths And The Truths I Aim At Them Are Over 100 Years Old. Facts That No One Can Dispute.