I Like To Do Things For My

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.