I Like To Play In The Low

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.