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I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

What You Want In An Interview Is Four Things: You Want Someone Who Can Explain What They Do Very Well, Who Can Have A Sense Of Humor And Hopefully Is Self - Deprecating, Who Has A Bit Of A Chip On Their Shoulder, And Passion. If You Have Passion, A Chip On The Shoulder, A Sense Of Humor, And You Can Explain What You Do Very Well, It Doesn't Matter If You're A Plumber Or A Singer Or A Politician. If You Have Those Four Things, You Are Interesting.

There Is Nothing In Your Destiny, Nothing In Your Future That You Cannot Accomplish.

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.