I Like To Say I Don't Have

My Number One Advice To High School Girls Is Birth Control. You Want To Keep All Your Options Open For As Long As Possible? Birth Control.

If I Ever Complain About Yachting Around The Mediterranean With Madonna, Who I Just Idolized As A Child, I Should Be Slapped Across The Face.

I'm Not Trying To Have Jake Gyllenhaal's Baby. I'm Not A Major Fashionista. I'm Not Going Through A Lesbian Phase. I'm Just Normal. I'm Just Really Freakin' Normal.

I Imagine, In The Future, Life Expectancy Is Long And They Use Crazy Plastic Surgery. Who The Hell Knows What's Going On?

I Love Stories About Misfits And Underdogs.