I Like To Sing Love Songs.

I Don't Even Like Parties.

When I See Liz Taylor With Those Harry Winston Boulders Hanging From Her Neck I Get Nauseated. Not Figuratively, But Nauseated! All I Can Think Of Are How Many Dog Shelters Those Diamonds Could Buy.

If It's True That Men Are Such Beasts, This Must Account For The Fact That Most Women Are Animal Lovers.

I Always Felt That Making A Living Wasn't The Easiest Thing In The World, And I Decided I Was Going Straight Ahead And Try To Be As Uncomplicated As Possible. The Important Thing In Life Is Just Living And Loving.

If A Man Does Something Silly, People Say, 'isn't He Silly?' If A Woman Does Something Silly, People Say, 'aren't Women Silly?