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You Can Be A Famous Poisoner Or A Successful Poisoner, But Not Both, And The Same Seems To Apply To Great Train Robbers.

I'm Not Bald. I'm Just Taller Than My Hair.

Gardening Has Just Sort Of Grown On Me. I Find It Therapeutic. And I Like Smelly Things.

I Have Done Well Out Of Tv, But Not Well Enough To Buy Football Clubs. I'm Not Sure It's Ever A Way To Make Money.

This Is Me, Clive Anderson, Saying Good Night. Good Night.