I Like To Think Of Myself As

I Think Political Correctness Is A Moving Line.

I'm Not Bald. I'm Just Taller Than My Hair.

I'm A Trained Lawyer, After All, So I Don't Have To Admit To Anything.

I Remember Being In China And Realising How Irrelevant Not Even Britain Is, But Also Europe. We're Just Another Remote Country That Hardly Impinges On Some Places At All.

I Have Done Well Out Of Tv, But Not Well Enough To Buy Football Clubs. I'm Not Sure It's Ever A Way To Make Money.